Just got back from Paris

Hey Doritos I was in Paris the other day and ran into some ACP slave who was begging armies to destroy them and hate them. The lad was trying to handout pamphlets about their Lord and Savior CSY, lmao naturally i smacked it on the ground and told him “DCP made CSY, and Bams Boys went to Paris in late 2011”. He was literally speechless and started murmuring something about telling their mom mchappy or something lmao.

Live Photo of my ACP confrontation
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The Truth About ACP

Good Evening Doritos, (NSFW)

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[UK] Defense of Summit – Results!

What’s up Doritos!

Today we logged onto Ascent, CPRewritten for our battle against the Army of Club Penguin! We did some fun formations and fast tactics throughout the island to defend our beloved capital, Summit. Thank you to our Leaders for leading this epic battle!

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[UK] Battle vs. SWAT – Results!

Hey Doritos!

Today we logged onto Crystal, CPRewritten for our battle against SWAT! Along with that, we had the surprise of the Army of Club Penguin raiding our battle! Thank you to our Leaders and HCOM for leading this great battle!

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[US/UK] Red Flag Expedition – Results!

Yo Doritos!

On Wednesday, we logged onto CPRewritten for our Red Flag Expedition event! We explored and climbed up the mountain on Club Penguin! Thank you to our HCOM for leading this event!

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Eviscerating the Clover Pt. II

The Army of CP declared war on us – after supposedly being our brother allies…

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Response to ACP

This is a message addressed to the Doritos of Club Penguin and to the Army of Club Penguin

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[US/UK] Mop Gang Event – Results!

What’s up Doritos!

On Monday, we logged onto Ascent, CPRewritten for our Mop Gang event! To commemorate Rah’s Mop Gang, we mopped around the entire island and had a blast! Thank you to our HCOM, Leaders and Members for leading this awesome event!

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Eviscerating The Clover


Good Evening DCP,

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[UK] Battle of the Brotherhood – Results!

Hey Doritos!

Today we logged onto Ascent, CPRewritten for a exhilarating battle against our brother allies, the Army of Club Penguin and the Help Force. Thank you to our Main Leader, Funky, Leader in Training, Wassim, and Second in Command, Mythic, for leading this great battle!

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