RR’s Blatant Animal Abuse

THE FOLLOWING POST IS COMPLETELY SATIRICAL AND NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

Following the start of CPAHQ‘s new battle system, also known as Project: Conquest the army known as Red Ravagers has decided to declare an invasion on our very precious (and recently deceased) DCP Mascot; Freddy‘s Doghouse.

We had only recently laid claim to our beloved mascot’s home land, and already these barbaric land invaders wish to steal it from us. What they do not know is, that not only was Freddy extremely dear to DCP ex-Leader and Legend Bam (as Freddy was his best friend for 12 long years) but also to the entirety of the DCP community. Freddy will be dearly missed, and in his honor we shall keep his home safe from all violence and invaders

ON FRIDAY WE FIGHT FOR FREDDY BE THERE TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT, IF YOU ARE A TRUE DORITO YOU WILL NEVER MISS THIS BATTLE.

**Update the Battle is on Friday rather than Thursday

One Response

  1. Doritos Gaming stands against animal abuse and it is our duty to denounce and call out armies that we believe deserve to be corrected. DORITOS THIS IS OUR CALL TO DEFEND FREDDY AND LET HIS SOUL REST IN PEACE! DORITOS RISE UP!

    AVENGE FREDDY!

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